Peter Lord, Jeff Newitt, Hugh Grant, Salma Hayek, Jeremy Piven, Martin Freeman
Pirate Captain sets out on a mission to defeat his rivals Black Bellamy and Cutlass Liz for the Pirate of the year Award. The quest takes Captain and his crew from the shores of Blood Island to the foggy streets of Victorian London.
Douglas Sirk, Lana Turner, John Gavin, Sandra Dee, Susan Kohner
A struggling young actress with a six-year-old daughter sets up housekeeping with a homeless black widow and her light-skinned eight-year-old daughter who rejects her mother by trying to pass for white.